Wednesday, October 13, 2010
i've noticed that if a project of any kind, demands my attention for longer than two days, it's chances of completion drops at an exponential rate. this is why i would hate to go to jail, because if i was in jail and i happened to be "IN" on a plan of escape, i would lose interest after two days, and justify my way to penal happiness. this is also why andy dufresne in shawshank redemption, is my hero. the guy had the gumption and focus to dig himself to freedom within sixteen years. i imagine myself working on something everyday for sixteen years and the only thing i can think of is my penis.
Posted by elcoreano @ 7:23 PM
Monday, October 11, 2010
while i'm bare-bottomed in a shower and a body cleaning product tells me there was, "no animal testing," i'm not comforted. but i do laugh. still, IF an animal was tested, which animal was it? some products have a picture of a little bunny but i'm pretty sure it wasn't a bunny. i'm guessing it was a rat. and when people say, "oh great, i get to be the guinea pig," is it because guinea pigs are/were test animals?! for shame, human race! however, if the mystery animal wasn't tested, HOW was the product tested? on voluntary hippies? yes, it's all natural and organic but you can't mix a bunch of nature's best and hope it feels good and cleans well. you gotta test it out. i don't know man....i don't know about this stuff.
Posted by elcoreano @ 7:17 PM